I'm deleting posts that just contain undocumented assumptions and snark. Let's keep this at a literate and factual level.
Second - I would disagree with some statements.
Posting that you would 'go animal' is not going to look good in court. Yes, we have evidence of similar statements being used against defendants.
Next, the statements about training at 'bad breath distance' make little sense. Training is useful for all levels and distance of the encounter.