manta49 You don't have to be in America for the wife to complain about the amount of money spent on firearms. I live in the UK and get plenty of complaining from the wife.
Know what you mean....I'm in Edinburgh & I can hear her from here!!
You must need more practice on sneaking more kit into the house; a cardboard tube in an otherwise empty gunslip is a good option
That said - mine shocked me by spotting that my Rem 870 seemed to have taken on a new appearance one day - I thought "she'll NEVER spot a second 870" = WRONG