No matter how much shooting I do for the rest of my life, I will never shoot up the accumulated duck and turkey loads I have.
I'm the poster boy for slick marketing buzz words and pretty duck pictures on the shell boxes.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."