"I'm sorry Mr. Reporter I have to type your name into this government database to see if you have the right to write that article. We can't have the wrong sort of people reporting the news, you might have had some sort of mental problem at some point in your life."
All the reporters would be perfectly comfortable with that right, right?
(Insert sound of crickets here)
Gaily bedight, A gallant knight In sunshine and in shadow, Had journeyed long, Singing a song, In search of El Dorado