Several of the guys in the squad took to calling my map case "my tactical manbag."
I responded that it wasn't black, so I couldn't be tactical.
I joke with my sister that her North Face purse is tactical because it is black and has a zippered pouch where she carries two spare magazines.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."