Several of the guys in the squad took to calling my map case "my tactical manbag."
I responded that it wasn't black, so I couldn't be tactical.
I joke with my sister that her North Face purse is tactical because it is black and has a zippered pouch where she carries two spare magazines.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."