Several of the guys in the squad took to calling my map case "my tactical manbag."
I responded that it wasn't black, so I couldn't be tactical.
I joke with my sister that her North Face purse is tactical because it is black and has a zippered pouch where she carries two spare magazines.
NRA Life Member
Me: "The .45 GAP was an answer to the question nobody asked."
Trooper pal: "Says the guy who thinks .38 Super and 10mm are viable pistol calibers and gets mad when Wal-Mart doesn't have them."