Several of the guys in the squad took to calling my map case "my tactical manbag."
I responded that it wasn't black, so I couldn't be tactical.
I joke with my sister that her North Face purse is tactical because it is black and has a zippered pouch where she carries two spare magazines.
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Big Sister: "Everyone in America is fine with the .30-30, except Mack. He has to shoot that .35 because that extra point zero fives inches will matter on Bigfoot."