Peter--Do you have a son?
How would you like to adopt one?
I'm up to date on my vaccinations, I've outgrown/outlived most of my bad habits, don't eat much and have my own place.
If I outlive you, you will go to your reward knowing your handguns will be loved and well treated.
We agree on things like 10mm and .45LC. I'm also a handloader, and I suspect we'd find a it to agree on politically, too.
We're even in the same state, though far enough apart that those annoying "drop-in" visits would not be an issue.
Give it some thought, and get back to me.
Best, Rich North of DFW