The Cabot 1911 for the southpaw: $5,250. Lesse. For that I could buy five or six Colt 1911s, have them fitted with an ambi safety, and just learn to adapt to using my index finger to release the slide.
Wait, that's just what I did!
"I say, boy, I say, you're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."