I wish someone would shoot that darn ground hog Punxsutawney Phil. Indiana first day of spring and the high is 27 and the 7 day forecast calls for a high of 38. And I have enough ammo that I could stay at the range for a week and never run out.
Out of the rodents own mouth
And so ye faithful,
there is no shadow to see
An early Spring for you and me.
It was a sad day when I discovered my universal remote control did not in fact control the universe.
Did you hear about the latest study.....5 out of 6 liberals say that Russian Roulette is safe.