We don't need the first Amendment, the government will decide what is appropriate for us to say--just to make sure everyone is happy and no one is offended.
We don't need guns. That's what the police and army are for. And if you have extra room in your house, they're welcome to stay there.
You don't need protection from unreasonable search and seizure, I mean you're not breaking the law, are you?
And if you break the law, you're already guilty. Right?
There's no need for a jury, and I'm sure your sentence will be fair--whatever it may be.
Still, I'm sure the government knows what's best for you and your state.