" After all, the post isn't "new" to you."
That's correct. It's only new to you if you haven't read it. And by posting a message, you have, in essence, read it.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.