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Old March 6, 2013, 11:29 AM   #44
I'vebeenduped
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Join Date: January 2, 2013
Location: AZ
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If someone breaks into my house, I already have a plan. I have just bought a mattress cover for this very reason. I am going to soil myself and simultaneously stick my finger down my throat. If this fails me, my backup weapon is an ink pen! My wife and kids can fend for themselves!

I am only kidding. These are great ideas! Thank you for the post!
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