1. I told my wife I was buying a SIRT pistol. What's that? A Glock laser pistol. She thought for a sec I was going to burn the house down.
2. On the Buck Rogers TV show - Buck is captured by some space bad guys who have found a cache of 20 th century crap to them. In it, there is a Browning M1919 machine gun. He casually picks it up and ...