I read a post somewhere that stated a house had been a home invasion target. After the incident the people armed themselves and put up a sign on the door stating they had guns and would shoot anyone who broke in. Supposedly every other house in the neighborhood was raided but them after the sign went up. So I suppose in this case advertising worked.
Some people think an English Bulldog looks great... many more people can't tell one end from the other, even by smell.
A village in Kenya called. They want their idiot back.