As for zero maintenance, I kinda of exaggerated there. About every 4-6 months, I put a thin layer of CLP on the "5 points" on the Glock.
Shouldn't doing that be enough to keep it in good shape? If I bring it to the range (about 3 times per year, unless we finally get one in town), then I of course clean it more often.
But if it's just sitting there, unused, I apply some CLP to the "5 points" on a Glock about every 4-6 months. Isn't that enough to keep it in good working order?