Funny thing is, my sister gave me a really nice, I mean really nice, Columbia upland hunting vest that is predominantly orange except for khaki patches on it, and I have yet to have a chance to wear it.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."