The extra weight isn't because I can't carry it, man...if 3 pounds of GP100 weighed me down, I couldn't walk up the side of the mountain. I wasn't gonna go there, but my weight issue is because the dang thing pulls my pants down
I have narrow hips and no butt to hold said trousers where they belong.
Ok. I just don't want you to get shot and robbed by some bandidos. Heck, I've got plenty of junk in my trunk. I'm just up the road in Phoenix. I'll run security fer ya if you want to hike in the desert...
Pick me up on the way. I'll make coffee.
Sgt Lumpy - n0eq