Posting to come back to this thread when I don't have work to do and can read all the text.
If someone would summarize for me I would appreciate it. (Not trying to come off lazy)
I told the new me,
"Meet me at the bus station and hold a sign that reads: 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'"
But the old me met me with a sign that read: "Welcome back."
Who you are is not a function of where you are. -Off Minor