I couldn't hit the ocean from the pier with the 1911.
Maybe you couldn't tell between the sky blue and ocean blue ?
When I shot my first handgun I couldn't hit the target.
SHTF vs TEOTWAWKI you ask? SHTF, just some crap on the ceiling and walls, TEOTWAWKI end of the world as we know it. Orignally made by 9mm/®™©