I know your pain.
The city built a small pond just off the square for retirees and kids to fish in. There are always a plethora of geese there.
NRA Life Member
Me: "The .45 GAP was an answer to the question nobody asked."
Trooper pal: "Says the guy who thinks .38 Super and 10mm are viable pistol calibers and gets mad when Wal-Mart doesn't have them."