I swore to uphold and defend our rights to hottubs, and wings, and girls....oh, wait, college flashback...
I always chuckle when some of my more liberal Fraternity Brothers, all two of them, are dismayed when I spout of "libertarian nonsense" and list my views as "Constitutionalist".
I mean, shouldn't be suprising, that is the Document I swore to uphold and defend.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."