I swore to uphold and defend our rights to hottubs, and wings, and girls....oh, wait, college flashback...
I always chuckle when some of my more liberal Fraternity Brothers, all two of them, are dismayed when I spout of "libertarian nonsense" and list my views as "Constitutionalist".
I mean, shouldn't be suprising, that is the Document I swore to uphold and defend.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."