It might be a good time for you to re-read the TFL rules of engagement:
Please pay specific attention to number 5. Posts that broach any of those items are as likely as not to disappear, and possibly a sanction for the poster.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.