"Why not just have gun hidden there in between folded shirts, pans....."
That's how my brother hid his.
He doesn't have it anymore... The person who broke into his house apparently has it.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.