Thank you, Brian, for that smoothest of landings!!
For those who are interested, this is the stuff I was thinking of using:
Not the ballistic, tactical, super-duper space-age materials on the market, but it is stainless and tough, but still has decent air-spaces!
You cannot wake someone who is pretending to sleep. Stop pretending. Wake up.
Doubt: ...it's the only thing I'm sure of...
-Marsupials: Nature's idea of Concealed-Carry-