I broke and got 500 rds of 5.56. The local gun range was selling them for $11 per 20 and I couldn't pass it up.
I told the new me,
"Meet me at the bus station and hold a sign that reads: 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'"
But the old me met me with a sign that read: "Welcome back."
Who you are is not a function of where you are. -Off Minor