Old WW II joke: A lady walks into the butcher shop and asks the price of pork chops. The butcher says, "$3.79 a pound."
She screeches, "$3.79 a pound? Across the street they're $1.79 a pound!"
The butcher asks, "Why don't you go across the street and buy them?" She answers, "They're out of pork chops."
Butcher: "Lady, when I'm out of pork chops, I'll price 'em at $1.79 a pound."
Pork chops, ARs, take your pick.
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