Let's settle down folks, there's no reason to get riled up here.
And, let's leave that "hysterical" bit about filing the sights off the gun... off the boards.
It's not that funny.
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.