I can't believe people didn't see the class. It's big enough to do a frat boy like me proud.
I'm a little ashamed I knew exactly what garland was and where to find it before Bud chimed in.
Pops and I made several strings of shotgun shell christmas lights and draped them over an old tractor that we drug into the front yard this year.
It helps to make sure you have Federal (yellow), Winchester (red), and Remington (green) for better effects.
Several miller lights were consumed in the process as Mom and Katherine realized the males in thier family really did have a deep inner redneck.
"Growing up as both a Southern and the son of a child of the '50s, I was imprinted with several things that have long stuck with me. The F-86 Saber Jet was the finest fighter ever flown, the National League is always superior, and Leslie Coffelt
was the finest revovler shooter since Mr. Ed."