So in addition to the President who is protected by men with AR-15s, Congress which is protected by men with AR-15s, I can add Denny's to list of places protected by people with AR-15s.
Meanwhile my Mother's school is assigned a fat deputy who locks her duty belt in her patrol car to not scare the kids.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."