C: Nobody told me there was a "C". What is this? I'll tell you what it is - it's a revolver. It's still in perfect running order, loaded and ready to go, locked in that quick open safe that Ma can still open with ease. Manual of arms: 1) Point at bad guy. 2) Pull trigger. 3) Repeat as necessary. Too bad there was no option C. Darn.
Great idea, but the guy was in Wal-mart. You can't pick up a revolver while the wife is grocery shopping.
Of course, he could have gotten one at a gun shop, but he could have gotten better advice there, too. Maybe.