+1 on bars, night clubs. Since I'm a life-long non-drinker, the only bars and clubs I've ever set foot into were while on duty, responding to fights. Otherwise, you'll not find me in such places. Pardon me if I don't get this quote verbatim, but I think it was the great Louis Awerbuck who said: "Don't go to stupid places, with stupid people, to do stupid things."
Seen on a bumper sticker: "Exercise. Eat right. Take vitamins. Die anyway."