He doesn't really have louann trained at all... He tricks her by actin' all old and meek until Louann gets miffed and says "Here ya' sissy... hold the camera... I'll drag the dang thing myself... someone has to get it to the shop before it draws buzzards..."
Biz, Am I any where near close???
Nice big healthy fella... Is he "with bits" or a "barr"?
If he is fertile, you make sure to throw it all away or feed it to the enemies 'cuz too many folks have told us the "gamey" taste of a boar and the tuff as saddle leather meat is inedible...
ETA: I just noted the fine dining report on the ham... Someone might have been wrong about them ol' bo'hogs, huh???
Enjoy that savory joker!!!