I will try it a few more times.
If it really does prove to be ruined, I will simply resell it to someone for a little bit, making it clear that there is a fault. Failing that, I'll report it as destroyed to the police and hand it in.
I'll then just keep my eyes peeled for a replacement...
You cannot wake someone who is pretending to sleep. Stop pretending. Wake up.
Doubt: ...it's the only thing I'm sure of...
-Marsupials: Nature's idea of Concealed-Carry-