B/c of my involvement in local Firearms rights issues it is a little difficult for me to play the "I don't have any guns" card. I keep all but the basics off site now, but no way to stop a lot of people from knowing the gun I open carry is at my house.
There are always those glass cabinets with space for a half dozen guns on craigslist. I have considered willing one with replicas, de-milled, etc. for looks.
$0 of an NRA membership goes to legislative action or court battles. Not a dime. Only money contributed to the NRA-ILA or NRA-PVF.
Of course, you could just donate to the Second Amendment Foundation
I was feeling pretty good, then I looked around and realized I am not swimming or on fire.