After watching Tremors again in honor of finals week, I want a Grizzly Big Bore of some sort and an H&K-91.
And since the wall already fail, I want have to worry about the Lady Friend making off with it.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."