I've got an old PASGT helmet that Pops bought me in forth grade for making honor roll.
I've also got an old PASGT vest that was about to be surveyed off at th armory.
So yeah, I've got body armor, but I couldn't find it right now if I needed to in order to save the world.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."