I've got an old PASGT helmet that Pops bought me in forth grade for making honor roll.
I've also got an old PASGT vest that was about to be surveyed off at th armory.
So yeah, I've got body armor, but I couldn't find it right now if I needed to in order to save the world.
NRA Life Member
Big Sister: "You should be sponsored by Allen"
Me: "If you can't shoot good, at least look good walking to the firing line."
Big Sister: "Can you not afford a Pelican? Then buy an Allen gun bag."