"Some of you guys are watching way too many shoot-em-up shows."
Over the years I've met and talked with many people, civilians and police, who have been in gunfights.
Not a single one of them had to reload...
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza
Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.