Now, bacon? That's a possibility.
Mmmmmm, bacon...wait...turkey or real? God help you if it's not from a pig
But, yes, those petitions are less than useless. Pretty much a feel-good mechanism to allow people to think that their government actually cares about their wants and needs. It takes a lot more than an online petition to do that. It takes lots of support and lots of loud voices - we only have the latter
We would all love to see the Hughes amendment repealed, but we also need a whole lot of the other stuff attached to GCA 1968, such as FOPA as Tom pointed out.
Oh, dear - 6 signatures as of this post...how about that bacon idea?