Like Dale, when he said spare parts, for some reason, full auto sears leapt to the forefront of my minds eye.
My spare parts box is actually a bag I got from Golf Magazine that can double as a cooler in a pinch.
NRA Life Member
Ladyfriend: "I need help with the leaves in the yard"
Me: "Controlled burn?"
LadyFriend: "I forgot my Boy Scout turned into an infantry officer."