Cold blue, super black, aluminum black, black sharpie, all are surface applied coatings. None will last as long as hot tank bluing. If you want a quick and easy home treatment that will last, use Brownells' baking lacquer. It is relatively easy to apply, and tough as nails. It comes in about a dozen colors, including gloss black and matte black which look kind of like bluing.
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