How secure are you in your masculinity?
Either live with it, or start researching paints suitable for plastic surfaces. Or, look on the bright side. You won't loose it on the forest floor.
"As was the man of dust, so also are those who are of the dust, and as is the man of heaven, so also are those who are of heaven. Just as we have borne the image of the man of dust, we shall also bear the image of the man of heaven. "