Please keep stupid comments to yourselves. Thank you.
Well I suppose that rules out most of the responses you were going to get.
Btw, if you're not overly concerned with concealment, you can just use the Gecko45-approved method of strapping manhole covers to your chest and back.
I have a mild interest in guns. Actually, I think the clinical term is "obsession," but that makes me sound like some kind of gun-nut. Which is fair, since I am.
Wastin' away my future children's inheritance one box of ammo, range fee, and bottle of Hoppe's #9 at a time.