I'd want a deck of cards.
I'd deal a few hands of solitair. Before long some SOB would show up and say something like "Play the black queen on the red king."
Then I'd go out with him.
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16 (NKJV)