Yeah, I made it about five sentences into that before I noticed similarities in the syntax, diction, and overall outlandishness being shared with Gecko45.
Needless to say, I read no further.
I have a mild interest in guns. Actually, I think the clinical term is "obsession," but that makes me sound like some kind of gun-nut. Which is fair, since I am.
Wastin' away my future children's inheritance one box of ammo, range fee, and bottle of Hoppe's #9 at a time.