He he... that's kinda funny actually. Any time you choose to share space with the public at large, you have to expect one and all, from the mouth breather to the sublime.
As your location states "live in a in a house when i'm not in a tent"
... you'd think you'd understand that. You probably do actually, but the minor rant seems a bit contrived.
Now... lets see, did I pack enough fuel for the generator and "Honey... did you get the blender and Keurig coffee maker loaded?". "Alright kids... lets go enjoy the great outdoors!"