Don't forget it works for indigestion as well ...
(it's just mineral oil with a few other goodies added, it's a little alkiline so it works for acid relief. Don't ask me how I know this)
Neo-Ballistol is a kissin' cousin with just a few adjustments to the formula, and is sold in Germany as a sort of skin balm, antiseptic, and internal remedy for what generally ails ya...
I hate to say it, but the odd dose of gun-grade Ballistol right from the can has been a hunters fix-it for decades. Oh, and you can shave with it... (mix 50/50 with water). In a 10% solution with water it kills aphids on roses like a charm too (trust me here).
Good stuff. Get some.