You should see the stab proof knives they've dreamed up
I thought this was a joke. After looking them up, I almost can't believe someone took the time to design those.
I have a mild interest in guns. Actually, I think the clinical term is "obsession," but that makes me sound like some kind of gun-nut. Which is fair, since I am.
Wastin' away my future children's inheritance one box of ammo, range fee, and bottle of Hoppe's #9 at a time.