There was an incident reported in yesterday's (or Saturday's) paper. A policeman responded to an incident of a woman being assaulted, which was factual. When the policeman arrived on the scene, the woman attacked the policeman. The result was that two people, a man and a woman, were both charged with assault and with public drunkeness.
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.