Sarge==King of the Lab!
LOL Doofus47! King of the Jethro Bodine Ballistics Lab
It was all pretty unscientific, but it answered most of my questions and I figured it might be of use to someone else in the long run.
I'm inclined to think if a man hasn't gotten his point across in 4912 attempts, 4913 probably isn't going to do it.