[Zhillsauditor]

How hard up for money are you? Will $300 or $400 make that big of a difference in your life? If so, maybe you should think about dropping the $100/month cable or $100/month cell phone for a while ....

top five things to skimp on to afford more guns:

1. Your internet connection--why should you subject yourself to the idiotic ramblings of others when you can be out shooting!
2. the kids' education--there won't be any jobs in the future anyway, why teach them unnecessary knowledge that will just get their hopes up?
3. auto insurance--you drive real good, you don't need it, the other guy has it anyway.
4. Deodorant--if they really love you, they won't care what you smell like.
5. Food--lets face it, you could stand to loss some weight.