I needed that.
It also reminds me of another fellow busily grooming his horse when his pastor walks by.
"Cleanliness is next to godliness, reverend," he said.
"The horse might make it," was the reply.
Shoot low, sheriff. They're riding Shetlands!
Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag,
and return us to our own beloved homes!
Buy War Bonds.